What would surprise me is if there is a successful assassination and the GOP doesn’t start another civil war

Doubt it, sadly.

I guess he likes his blow with his child hookers

He should deport his own wife and kids

Wait… he’s killing fishermen who might be trafficking drugs, but he pardons a major narco-boss? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Scammers often include misspellings to weed out people who aren’t gullible enough to fall for the scam…

Thanks Obama

What a scumbag

You muh muh muh make me happy (since I was thinking the same thing)

Apparently he doesn’t gag easily, either! Hah!

Are you ok? Having a stroke?

Some of us Yanks aren’t completely ignorant of the rest of the world, lol.

Oh, and those of us who are self-aware, we apologize for the current state of things.

TACO

All pieces of shit

“Very fine people on both sides”

“In many ways” signals to me that he’s just going to say people have been paid but nobody is actually getting anything.

Of course, his base will lap his bullshit up and praise how generous and honest he is.

I hope they kindly tell him to go fuck himself

I literally and unironically laughed out loud the first time I heard that Donald Trump was running for president. I didn’t think it could possibly be genuine, but here we are.

Scumbags

I’m so tired of winning

Sadly, NYC policy affects most of the rest of the state, and it reverberates to many other blue states.

Not that I’m a conservative, but it hurts the rural parts of the state and just doesn’t make any sense.