It’s only because he’s a spineless tool and nobody likes him. God damn the libs for causing this.

If, at any point in your life, any part of your stance involves the language “technically not a pedophile,” for any fucking reason, you’re entirely on the wrong side of the situation.

Kid knows what they’re doing.

You’re such a fucking cliché.

Not every conservative is a MAGA cultist nor a nazi, it’s ok to have friends and acquaintances with different political views and belief systems from yourself. You’re doing the “everyone I disagree with is a nazi” thing.

Might I ask, why the fuck are you even on Lemmy?

Edit: Nevermind, your profile let me know you’re just another one page book we’ve all already read a million times. Fucking loser.

Sometimes it’s important to choose which side you’re not on.

We’re in the age of information. Go back to philosophy class or learn to apply critical thinking and information filtering.

The fuck does that even mean?

The dude was 10 years old when 9/11 happened….

We’re the equivalent of a chimp with a shotgun. Does it know what it’s doing? Absolutely not, but it’s still fucking terrifying and people are going to die.

84 years too late.

On my way into work this morning there was a smell of burning toast and for a moment I thought I was going to have a stroke, but sadly it was a real smell and I’m still alive.

Also, I have Modest Mouse stuck in my head now.

I mean, The Punisher is also a bad guy, and The Punisher would be the first person to point that The Punisher is a bad guy.

Death to the false emperor!

Shut the fuck up.

This has been super fun, and all, but fuck off.

Works for me, I already wanted to be a Death Metal Bard.