And he didn’t just protect one kid. The football coach, the manliest man in the entire school, was the faculty sponsor for the Gay Straight Alliance club that welcomed everyone. In the 1990s.

2026 will be a midterm, which traditionally does not favor the party in the White House. The senate has been on a razor thin margin. A special election in Arizona with an unproven candidate is a legit concern.

My question is who is going to run for Mark Kelly’s senate seat in Arizona. He’s popular enough that the seat is safe now.

Is there another candidate that we can be sure will step in and keep the seat blue? If not, it’s probably best that Kelly stays where he is.

Biden is basically the cryptkeeper, but there’s a good president in there when he’s not losing his train of thought.

Trump was supposed to be weaker, but he’s doing his homework and memorizing answers. His freedom is on the line. Trump has been underestimated, and as things stand, he’s probably going to win.

Fun Civil War fact: Lee was absent from class at West Point the day they discussed not fighting uphill. He skipped class to participate in a drinking contest with none other than a young Ulysses S. Grant.

The king not being above the law is the founding principle of the United States. There was a whole revolution about it.

“But if I keep sending more wheat to the dragon, I’ll get to be a dragon one day. They told me so on the Internet.”

The real problem is pronouns. We have to get rid of them. Nothing but proper nouns.

“George likes proper nouns in George’s sentences.”