Live long enough to have multiple characters, across multiple IPs and games. Then you can be pretty close to being any one of a multitude of people.

Or, be a failed English major who likes to create characters but can’t figure out what to do with them.

Did I hear a rock and stone?!

Looks at the Hunter: The Reckoning first edition books that are well worn at this point.

“Well shit.”

What? It’s a fictional kingdom based on Hamlet. You’re not going to split hairs over it being fiction when the second half of the equation is a dragon are you?.

Still more common than the benevolent dragon though.

Well, I said funded so…

In regards to King v. Dragon.

Did I hear a rock and stone?!

I must have missed the part where the dragon funded infrastructure, hired knights to keep his populace safe, propped up the food stores and economy in times of famine, and negotiated with neighboring kingdoms when needed. Oh and funding research. Forgot how often dragons did that.

And for those asking about benevolent kings:

Aragorn

T’Challa/Black Panther

Mufasa

King Arthur

King Leonidas

King Tirian

Some real life good kings(and a queen)

Emperor Augustus(look up the slave who broke a crystal glass)

Empress Wu Zerian

Cyrus the Great

Agreed and I’m one of those people who has that type of playmat. Unfortunately you have to realize that when you’re going out in public you have to play to the lowest common denominator. And the lowest common denominator is not the sort of people who want to look at playmats that have barely not naked women all over them.

I mean I thread the line of not being nice to kids and still not exposing them to anything that would be a parents job.

You don’t have to be pro-kid to also be pro-not a scum bag.

If you get close enough to my Tortuga with daisy cutter then several other, worse things have gone wrong.

It wouldn’t be (instantaneous) murder though.

If I wanted that I’d just play Divinity 2.

That’s why when I ST for my H:TR1st I tell people my content guidelines are the same as the USA MPAA.

You tell them that they are wrong and then play the Megas XLR theme at max volume til they agree.

I cast destroy water on the fluid lining of his brain.

As someone who tried to run a 4/5 Hunter: The Reckoning-1/5 Mage: The Ascension, as bad ass as it sounds it is an absolute nightmare to run.

Or 10 Bear Asses.

I have the core book and I’ve been meaning to play it but damn if I have the time.