Salt and pepper make dog shit more palatable too. Instead of seeking to make bad things palatable, can we try something different instead?

I hereby accuse Donald J Trump of being an illegal immigrant. As he is not afforded due process to prove that he is a legal citizen, I demand that he be deported to the prison in El Salvador since he’s also a convicted felon.

They are so fucking dumb. USPS vehicles are maybe the most perfect usecase for EV implementation. They’re typically shorter range, constantly stop-and-go, smaller and lighter than most modern cars, and a shitload of the existing fleet is like 50 years old and badly needs a refresh anyway. And now that the money has been spent on developing and introducing this great idea, they just want to trash it?

How the fuck does anybody get away with calling Republicans fiscally responsible without getting their ass kicked? In my lifetime, every Republican president has fucked the economy and every Democrat president has unfucked it. The spiteful ratfuckery can’t be accepted anymore.

Fake news. The fat orange one is 79.

Wait, are you saying that action was taken to prevent shooters from entering legislative buildings to attack politicians? Oh boy, I bet that means that the same or similar action has been taken to prevent shooters from entering schools to attack children.

No? Well whose job would that be? Those politicians, huh?

Well then I guess this is gonna be as normalized as school shootings until they do something to meaningfully reform gun control.

What a fucking ghoul.

“It’s a tragedy that this happened to anybody, and it’s a disgusting attack on the fundamental tenets of democracy that this happened to elected leaders.”

Was that so hard? Go ahead, staffers. Copy and paste that. Apparently it’s better than any of you can do.

On a totally unrelated note, I’m pretty sure he’s going to a theatre to see a play at some point soon. Maybe tonight? I don’t think it’s a comedy, but there’s an opportunity for somebody to do the funniest thing possible. Double funny if their name is Mario.

If Elon were smart, he would’ve just shut the fuck up and quietly enjoyed his hundreds of billions of dollars instead of jumping headfirst into culture war to prove what a funny edgelord he is.

They say “we need to expand our tent” but they’re only willing to erect tent poles on the right. Everybody left of center is left out in the rain.

How dope would it be if the future were that AOC is the moderate, establishment Dem leader of the House uniting further left Dem reps with other moderate reps like herself. Because in reality, she and Sanders are pretty centrist, but they’re painted as extreme far left because the wealthy are afraid of how effective they are.

Having a trip sitter would be ideal, but isn’t fully necessary so long as you start small. Don’t take more than 2 grams (assuming you’re an average size adult male) and you’ll be fine. You’ll have some nausea which is normal, so don’t eat a ton or drink anything acidic or bubbly before. The part of your brain that gets tickled for psychedelic effects is either the same or next door to the nausea part of your brain, so just get through the first wave of tummy gymnastics and the rest is therapeutic meditation. Watch clouds, look at bugs in the grass, touch tree bark. Be in our natural world. Just be somewhere safe and comfortable where you don’t need to be concerned about being judged. Idk how people can enjoy it in a public setting lol. Or more often than like once per year.

It’s been a while for me, but you bring things back with you from a trip. It helps you to tear yourself down so you can rebuild a little differently.

[musk] -Has contributed very little personally in his field of expertise

What field of expertise? All he does is spend his daddy’s emerald mine money on companies and then lie about what the companies are gonna accomplish. With the exception of nutting into mistresses, he’s basically a subpar 14 year old trapped in the body of a divorced high school history teacher, but riddled with drug addictions. Money is the only thing keeping him out of prison and off the streets. He has lucked his way into everything he has, and there is absolutely nothing to admire about the “man”. There isn’t a single goddamn thing that I would trust him as an “expert” to handle for me.

He is a pile of money. Nothing more, nothing less.

This is true. Teenage me only got snippets. I noticed the standardized metal road behemoths that people commanded at life-ending speeds, but otherwise just “plants pretty”.
At 30+, I thought more about how I would interface with gods or aliens or both as an ambassador advocating for the continued survival of the species, and I saw that that’s a tough fucking sell at this point. I explored my own role as a person and came to understand that somewhere along the line, I’ve somehow transitioned from being a child to an unqualified adult, and now to an accomplished provider with notable lived experiences. As a result, I’ve started to aim to live up to that a little better.

These people don’t experience the ego death necessary to significantly grow. Mushrooms teach you to confront uncomfortable truths about yourself, and with some humility you may have an opportunity to reconcile to some degree. It’s a tool, not a toy.

I keep hearing this, yet his constituents keep electing him. So maybe they do like him, but they lie about that because they’re ashamed of that fact.

Citizens knowing more about the bills that reps vote on than the reps that vote on those bills defeats the purpose of those reps in the first place. They were supposed to know this shit for us. He’s inexcusably unqualified if his constituents are educating him about the bill he voted for.

They’re so bad at it that they wind up liking media that is directly mocking them. They legit say things like “I liked Stephen Colbert better before he went woke. The Colbert Report was good back in the day.” They completely missed that Larry the Cable Guy is a character. They like Fight Club and The Wolf of Wall Street for exactly the wrong reasons.

You have to be an extremely clueless dumbass to miss the very clear message behind RATM music, and yet they somehow still manage. They must have been sniffing glue while the teacher was going over analysis and annotations.

And they’re gonna pivot from “no it isn’t” to “and what’s wrong with that” within a few weeks.

Great idea if your goal is brain drain and total collapse.

1. Drastically reduce immigration.
2. Skyrocket the cost of imported goods, even things we can’t produce here (tropical fruit) and things we can’t quickly scale up manufacturing for.
3. Attack education centers which results in the people who are here not getting the education needed to be valuable, skilled labor (doctors, engineers, programmers, etc).
4. ???
5. America is grate aggin.

You mean they’ll shoot the ICE agents armed gangsters first and ask questions later, right?

Right?

Well, he thinks that Mattel is a country and that Abrego Garcia literally has “MS13” tattooed onto his knuckles, so yeah, probably.

When he dies, I hope there’s a full autopsy because I really wanna know wtf is going on with his brain. Frontal cortex must have been chewed up and spit out or something.

False. Pigs get qualified immunity.