I guess it’s implied that somebody else is making a profit out of the pregnancy, since the mother is brain dead. So if it was a normal thing to do you could imagine clinics perhaps, buying brain dead women and then offering surrogate pregnancies. Or maybe I got it wrong?

Not the person you replied to, I agree with your interpretation but then I’m confused with the post title. “Fucking Vegans”?.. Um…?

Ah so your last hundred job applications went nowhere? Here, have this short time gig

Your last million tinder swipes got you nothing? Here, have this guy for the summer

I wish life was this considerate

I guess their goal is to play something entirely by themselves without having to rely on a computer or a group of people

Ugh yes these artists, so mean, so evil, greedy and disgusting, they don’t deserve being paid not even a tenth of the minimum wage. 60 bucks isn’t enough to cover that 12 hr job you say? Where do you live???

Ninety minutes a day online doing what?

Goose starts chasing you

ONLINE DOING WHAT, MOTHERF*****

Mr (Annoying) Orange or Mr Hairdo, I guess you could go with Mr Freedom but I’m not sure it’s a good fit. Let’s Build a Wall and Let’s Build a Gulag isn’t what Real Mr Freedom would say but that’s just my opinion

It’s hilarious but it shouldn’t. I didn’t know

I thought so too, I’d be upset if he became president of the world

I don’t live in America, I never had American citizenship, nor family or relatives or any responsibility to vote in your mess guys. Still my president you say?

Remember that people are often stupid, not evil. You can do pretty awful things if you’re dumb enough. Someone’s razor, forgot who’s

I can’t tell if this is real or not. Not my president so I don’t keep up with everything he does

😮

TIL this salad has nothing to do with Caesar of Rome

Eh? Those don’t look like 18 to me, am I missing the joke? Probably

Needs more pixels

This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.

Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you’d prefer to your own hands? I’m just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.

wat

You really think a decrease in birth rates is mostly because people don’t have fantasy species to fuck? How about planned parenthood, struggles finding partners, and the always increasing costs of living? Just to name a few