I’m not sure whether to give you a medal, or assemble the townfolk and hand out torches and pitchforks.

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I was never onboard with giving pepe to the Nazis. Pepe transcends.

Now I know why I’m overcome with gayness whenever the north wind blows.

Lol, Spaceballs is the perfect format for this.

Jesus wept. It’s like somebody read about a poorly written supervillain in some comic book and said "ya, let’s go with that "

Day late and a dollar short.

No Italians or pollaks tho. Gotta have standards…

Gotta have an at least semiliterate middle management.

I have managed a building with 8 units before. Never again.

I once had a lady’s ceiling collapse. I then come to learn she’s been putting a bucket out to catch water for months, never told anyone about it. What should have been a quick 15 minute fix ended up being a total nightmare.

Had one dude who was a heroin addict. Kept flushing needles. The plumbing had to be taken apart multiple times to get his needles out.

Had a lady who kept adopting cats, wouldn’t get them fixed. She would then let them out into the hall to spray the walls with what was basically straight ammonia, except grosser.

I could go on all day, trash fires, fucking litter, a phycological inability to break down cardboard. I think my blood pressure just spiked writing this.

You couldn’t pay me to be a landlord. People are awful.

Danger kitty!

I just went to Fox News, just to see what garbage is being inhaled whole by my countrymen.

Not a word about Johnson shutting the house down early to try to dodge the Epstein stuff.

Some clickbait shit about Biden and Ambien. (a powerful sleep med for those that don’t know)

Not a word about Epstein.

Not a word about inflation. There’s an article that extolles the BBB. Bunch of white dudes working on a pick-up in the thumbnail.

As far as being a national embarrassment goes, she really gives out Cheeto in chief a run for his money.

I always thought the timing on events surrounding that was super sus. 1st Bernie tricks congress into giving people a weekly check. Que the powers that be clutching their pearls and decrying “nobody wants to work anymore!” Next we have one of the largest influxes of immigrants we’ve ever had, with the border more or less flung open. Lots of cheap willing labor. Lord forbid American workers get a leg up. And once again we’re fighting anything but a class war.

Edit: don’t get me wrong, I’m not hating on anyone who showed up looking for a better life. I hate the powers that be scheming to keep the price of labor low, scheming to sow discord and xenophobia in a crass and clumsy reaction to a huge swath of our population not needing their peon style economic arrangement for a few mere weeks.

Right!? Don’t get me wrong, fuck Nazis. But their uniforms were on point. This spray tanned fat fuck we’ve got is just embarrassing on every level.

I would be very interested in an answer to this as well. Also any how to guides that would be useful for a guy whose technical high-water mark was getting mint set up on my laptop.

And the guy then “escaped”

Speak for yourself. It was that or Arby’s. I stand by my decision.

The “shall” was a dead giveaway. And nothing was RANDOMLY CAPITALIZED!!!