Never interrupt an enemy when they are making a COLLOSAL mistake…

Because you can draw a direct line from the literal decades of conservatives throwing a TSUNAMI of violent rhetoric at Nacy Pelosi straight to the guy bashing her husband’s head in with a hammer.

Let’s see who gets fired for this one.

Tucker Carlson makes Ruby Rhod look like Walter Cronkite.

I cannot wait to make a special trip to Kentucky just to shit on your grave you vile piece of garbage.

I’m gonna mix my joy tears with a literal shower of champagne.

Yes people that feel comfortable with it should absolutely be training with firearms right now.

If you’re a Democrat and you’re not armed, you’re part of the problem and have helped to enable Trump

This is crazy nonsense. There’s a million other ways to provide support and never pick up a firearm. Even if we were in a hot civil war there would be plenty of value in other forms of support.

Just put on the glasses and you’ll get it.

Who the hell thinks we aren’t‽

Be prepared for the best fight scene in cinema.

The Gelgamek Catholics agree!

This is absolutely something the party apparatus should’ve funded. If they can figure out a thousand ways to funnel campaign contributions to a thousand other endeavors, they can figure out how to pay for a few dozen people to stay in Illinois for 6 months. We’re talking a microscopic amount of money when compared to campaign advertising and consultants.

More like concentric circles. Most of them are too fucking lazy to even go snatch people off the street, they’ll just cheer from the sidelines until it’s their turn.

Batman from Earth 2 shot Mad Monk when they turned into a werewolf with a silver bullet that killed him, that’s the only GUN “death” I’m aware of. But earth 2 Batman doesn’t have a restriction on guns like prime Batman does.

He’s killed way more people than that though.

“This isn’t a mud pit. It’s an operating table, and I’m the surgeon…”

It’s hard to overstate just how fucking good Dark Knight Returns is.

a lot of people get $50K to infiltrate and fuck over ICE

I feel like you would be weeded out pretty quickly. You can’t get to a position where you could do actual internal damage without committing some pretty heinous shit. LE is basically blood in blood out.

I hope this blows up in their fucking faces so hard. If they pack districts wrong (which is more likely the more you gerrymander) the GOP could lose a ton of seats here.

Did you hate the Colbert Report for being too conservative too?