Just like how JD Vance fits in between seat cushions

McNailed it

Also wonder if the fact that he’s, uh, governing (?) is some nomnative determinism

We need Ben Wikler as the new DNC head or we’re all doomed (again)

I was really impressed with David Hogg when he was on the Daily Show. Decent interview with Jordan Klepper a few weeks ago https://youtu.be/JymyPHfhGic?si=XemMDUCjUzW_gqPe

Evil companies pressuring an evil man… equals a positive result?? I’m surprised at the way that math math’ed out

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Because satire tends to be lost on conservatives nowadays:

The above comments are SATIRE, meaning we are JOKING and DO NOT bbq, eat, or punt babies, because killing babies is BAD.

And before some smartass points to abortion rights as “killing babies,” well you’ll be shocked to hear that adding restrictions to reproductive care actually INCREASES infant mortality (which means more babies die, which is BAD).

eat… And THEN punt??

I would happily award comments or posts with lemmy gold or whatever if it actually went to server costs and the like. But the enshittification of reddit and every other major platform has made me wary to spend any money on anything.

I vote Randall Monroe or Derek from Veritasium. Although I would not wish the nonsense that would come with being in a government cabinet position on either of them.

This is more sinister the more you think about it 😅