

It’s not the wizards fault they just got access to fireball. That forest was asking for it anyways.


It’s not the wizards fault they just got access to fireball. That forest was asking for it anyways.
Ooh, even better. Ash is always the answer, good one, friend.
Walking stick glock.
Get away from my picnic basket, you bitch!
If they didn’t want to be my unwitting zombie minion, they should have read the terms and conditions of the contract.
Fair enough, I was unaware of the situation. I always heard of the big colonizing countries being responsible for a lot of issues, but I can see how that could still impact other countries.
While many European countries were heavily into colonizing, I don’t think the Nordic countries were that excessive into the practice. At least, not to have an empire to extract resources like Britain, France, Spain, etc did.
It would appear I was wrong on this take.


I’m no sleepingnakedologist, but generally, sleeping naked means … sleeping naked.
At the gym so I can eat more pizza.
The sea exists.
Dutch people: and I took that personally.
Thank you, my poor virgin eyes were damaged by reading your filth.
Clever girl.
He died for our sins of being lame.
I’m a frayed you’re wrong. Fraud is the car company that makes the Mustang and F150 truck.


If you ain’t dying, you ain’t trying.
Don’t ask, just smell.
“Why do they have to call me ugly?” - Oedipus the Predator.
Hopefully it goes Bard>Fighter>Necromancer. Any other order gets… messy.
A much more secure password is “Mellon”. I’ve used it as a door code for ages, and nobody can guess it.