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politics @lemmy.world•'2026 will be a blood bath': MAGA says 'warning signs are flashing' after blowout losses
2·11 months agoThank you! Congrats as well!
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•'2026 will be a blood bath': MAGA says 'warning signs are flashing' after blowout losses
8·11 months agoMy deeply red town elected all democrats into positions of power. My entire COUNTY flipped from red to blue on Tuesday. I was absolutely floored. I’m feeling hopeful for the first time in years
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politics @lemmy.world•Dems are dominating: Mamdani, Spanberger and Sherrill notch historic wins
2·11 months agoI’m already looking for a better job. My current job is so goddamn toxic. It’s hard because the market for my kind of work is ABYSMAL. I have all of my friends asking their employers for things and I’m considering taking up an easy part time gig on weekends if I can get back in with the nonprofit I worked for in college
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Dems are dominating: Mamdani, Spanberger and Sherrill notch historic wins
4·11 months agoI’ve been making plans to go out and help the cause. It’s been hard because I’m barely surviving with the income I make and my health has been pretty bad. I do remind everyone I know to vote and I provide information on things to those people so they can make informed decisions. I’m going to look into online stuff that I can do to help and I’m going to the next No Kings thing
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politics @lemmy.world•Dems are dominating: Mamdani, Spanberger and Sherrill notch historic wins
16·11 months agoPennsylvania. My town is specifically in a rural part of SW PA.
Looks like my entire county flipped!
I’m hopeful for the first time in a looooong time.
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politics @lemmy.world•Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority
7·11 months agoMy town voted in all dems for positions of power and I’ve never been more surprised
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politics @lemmy.world•Dems are dominating: Mamdani, Spanberger and Sherrill notch historic wins
22·11 months agoMy deeply red town voted in all dems for positions of power. I’ve never been more surprised.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Ordered Secret East Wing Teardown in F-Word Rant: Author
8·11 months agoMan that image is CRISP.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
4·11 months agoImagine destroying the planet because you didn’t get an award. What a fuckin baby
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politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump sued over east wing demolition
2·11 months agoIf those staunch Canadians need anywhere to stay, they can hit me up. I’m 4hrs from DC but down to give them a ride or whatever
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politics @lemmy.world•Social Security, Medicare are "going to be gone," Donald Trump warns
30·11 months agoSome cuts may be necessary in these trying times
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politics @lemmy.world•'Trump demanded screaming and swearing that Zelensky give up territory'
13·1 year agoWonder how close to sunset that meeting was. Trump coulda been sundowning lol
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politics @lemmy.world•Second "No Kings Day" protests likely the largest single-day political demonstration since 1970, with 5.5-8.7 million participants
8·1 year agoGod I can only hope my fellow Americans will end up being so unbelievably based. I’m down to help but I don’t think I could start the guillotine parade all by myself. That’s more of a group activity.
Shout-out to the time I said an NPC was a bugbear but I forgot that he was actually a half orc and when the players found him at the next session, they took it in stride and pretended none of their character knew what a bugbear actually is and were like “Is bugbear a slur for half orcs?” In character and the consensus was that it is.
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politics @lemmy.world•After getting Jimmy Kimmel suspended, FCC chair threatens ABC’s The View
211·1 year agoI wanna see a wine mom revolution if The View gets taken off air. I know three women who LOVE that show and make it a legit part of their routine.
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politics @lemmy.world•'Not medically well': Trump's health questioned after his face seen drooping at 9/11 event
6·1 year agoI’m not a witch, but I wanna be part of the club. What do I gotta do to join




Lmao nah. Feds are in on it