“The DM hands out magic items” has the same energy as “It’s an open book test”
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L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•The market is like speech, Conservatives demand complete freedom unless they dislike it
10·1 year agoA bunch of retirees running around all day with nothing to do except get high on each others fumes, refusing to acknowledge the existince of any other demographic in society outside their decrepit and aged monoculture, is a very dangerous thing.
In Germany, as far as the law is concerned, disrespecting someone’s honor is effectively the same as throwing the first punch.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•JD Vance Says He’s Ready to Be President If Trump’s Health Fails
5·1 year agoA puppet cannot have qualities such as being more or less batshit.
Do not mistake the intelligence of the puppeteer as belonging to the homunculus itself.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With ‘Heaven’ Declaration
3·1 year agoHey wait a minute that’s what they said the last Friday!
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Should Jon Stewart Run for President in 2028? The Movement Is Growing — and It’s No Longer a Joke
2·1 year agoNice. +1 to viable exceptions then.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Should Jon Stewart Run for President in 2028? The Movement Is Growing — and It’s No Longer a Joke
88·1 year agoDisagree. Each and every political party needs to focus on finding leaders that have made their name through action, not through commentary and grandstanding. We don’t need another TV president with infinite experience hiding behind words and cameras, we need a person that can fulfil the executive function of the executive branch government.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Did no one even watch the ad?! **It was 15 seconds!!!!**
7·1 year agoA person made an AD that was based off a poor taste pun. Then a bunch of political activists doxxed the actress’s voter registration information and comandeered the conversation making it a right/left thing. Then Trump then added fuel to the fire, which enabled everyone to double down on forcing an advertisement made in poor taste to inflate into psyop political conspiracy mania.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Congresswoman Lauren Boebert's Son Charged With Misdemeanor Child Abuse
2·1 year agoDoesn’t fall far from the tree eh?
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•BREAKING: Barack Obama Fires Back at Trump in Rare Statement
6·1 year agoDo you honestly believe, based on the quality of writing and also webpage design, that anyone working at a journal is capable of highlighting text, copying it, and then also pasting?
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
Memes@lemmy.ml•🎶 He Use To Rule My World 🎶 Now A Half Billion Dollars is Mine 🎶
38·1 year agoThe footage still has to make it home to be seen. Just because something is recorded does not mean that every person will eventually see it. Most jumbotron footage is boring, people generally do not seek it out for casual entertainment. It very likely would be lost had it not gone viral.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Who Remember This? We Also Broadcasted It Live To Schoolrooms
10·1 year agoHey we also got a shuttle explosion, it was just sandwiched between gestures loosely at the past 30 years
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Pentagon draws up rules on possible use of force by Marines deployed to LA protests
41·1 year agoNo don’t listen to this guy. You joke stands firm and tall in the land of absurd punctuation and capitalization.
Do not ever become reliant on the crutch of /s. /S is for the comedically weak. It is false humor that can at best lead only to a light chuckle. If your joke needs /s in order to be a joke then it’s not a good joke, and you need to take the L, study the mistake, then move on.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•US Attorney General Bondi's brother loses election to lead Washington DC bar
72·1 year agoYeah I don’t really see the problem with professionals having a platform with which they can reach a wide audience while avoiding the need for corporate or gubernatorial oversight to monetarily filter their scripts/opinions/programming.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Dr. Phil was embedded with ICE during controversial Los Angeles immigration raids
61·1 year agoA once great a beautiful city, Los Angeles [Citation Needed]
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Woman declared brain dead being kept alive to continue pregnancy under state law, family says
1991·1 year agoAhhh, so we’re gestating our young in the corpses of their mothers now? That seems less than ideal.
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•The Tipped Minimum Wage Has Been $2.13 Since 1991. That’s Too Damn Long!
3·1 year agoIt’s generally known and well understood that bribery is a method one can use to show their appreciation.
People take issue with the inevitable structural shortcomings that are inherent to its function. No one cares about the specific vessel of action that was used.
Here’s a list of the beings that live inside of me.
One is an energy being whose sole traits is that it can only live outside.
Grandma did you forget your meds again?
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Mike Johnson scraps his whole week after brutal defeat
1·1 year agoIt’s wild how effective these camera filters are at removing blemishes nowadays.

Exactly. Same lich, different phylactery. Open book was always a subtly sinister signal for “you wish this was graded on a curve nerd enjoy the D at best lmfaooooo”.