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For a single file, I just use Bluetooth. For a lot of files, or a really big file, I plug my phone into the PC and set it to storage device.

Have they thought about electing a human being instead of a chair? 🤔

My bad.

Mount Suckmore

It’s a variation of the “they came for… and I said nothing” quote, from Deuce Bigalow.

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If they put his head up there, I hope people vandalize the fuck out of it by painting it like a clown.

Explains why the item substitutions on my Walmart orders are so fucking nutty (like I wanted blueberries, but they didn’t have a specific brand I clicked on, so they give me raspberries but of the same brand, instead of another brand of blueberries).

“I hate the Waltons, which is why I am working to bring Walmart down from the inside.”

Sliced! Diced! Julien-fries’d!

Because they would like to shop at Costco without having to deal with human beings that have more melanin than they do.

The reason many people think centrists are just conservatives in disguise, is because the “centrists” most people see online aren’t actually centrists. They’re only slightly left of the extreme right, and think there’s a middle-ground compromise somewhere between “we want all these people dead” and “nobody should die.”

Something is wrong with Trumps health, and they’re hiding it.

Every time I see him, he looks more and more like a gas station hotdog that’s been on the rollers since 1979. I don’t think they’re hiding shit.

The only advice I ever took seriously from Joe Rogan was when he was still just doing comedy on stage and literally said “I am an idiot. Nobody should listen to me.”

Makes me wonder how many Lemmy instances are running off AWS servers.

Measurehead the Phrenologist vs Gary the Cryptofascist

It’s own tools in the input box don’t even work on the web version? lol

I’m already radical. Other adjectives to describe me include awesome, cool, tubular, and gnarly. 😎

Protip: The superscript tags on Lemmy are like an encapsulation, not like Reddit where you have to prefix every word. Just put 1 caret at the beginning and 1 at the end:

^like so^

How do you defund something that runs on charity from the people who watch it (and also a large contribution from the Koch brothers)? Do these dumbfucks think PBS is paid for by tax money? Every single program I’ve ever seen on PBS explicitly states it’s paid for by viewers (and again, the Koch brothers).

Hey 2A enthusiasts. This is the moment you’ve been saying you need your guns for your entire pathetic lives. Where you at?

They’re apparently calling for gun control in the threads discussing LGBTQ+ people arming themselves.