Sorry, buddy - can’t get him for perjury, or anything else - those were official acts as president, and don’t you know those are immune to scrutiny?

Oh, man - when your defense has to boil down to “Yeah but sexually exploiting kids isn’t really that bad…”, you know you’re fucked.

If it comes out that the entire Trump presidential run was masterminded from the ground up to cover for all the rich people visiting Epstein’s island… I won’t even be surprised at this point. Not even a little bit.

Massachusetts has had for a while a subsidy on new heat pump installations, which sounds great! We looked into getting one. Heat pumps in MA cost considerably more than in the rest of the country, because installers have largely increased what they charge to capture that subsidy for themselves as extra profit.

I predict the same effect here, with private insurance.

Trump: “We want to pay SNAP, we just don’t know how to! We don’t want to illegally allocate funds, we need the courts to tell us how to proceed!”

Courts: “This is how to pay it; you have to do so.”

Trump: [Appeals]

Given the outpouring of support nationwide for Mamdani, this feels like a bold move. If they misjudge the population, this could end up providing unprecedented support for these candidates rather than scaring people away from them.

Understandable that you wouldn’t be familiar with it, but you could replace ‘D&D Character’ with ‘Fursona’ and post this in any furry community and it would be perfectly at home; the ‘Waking up and I’m still not my fursona’ theme is a pretty commonly used meme. That’s all there was to it, really.

It’s okay, though! You don’t have to be a furry if you don’t want to be. :) I’m just teasing.

A fursona is just a fictional anthropomorphic character. They might be a representation of the creator, an idealized view of what they wish they were, or just something they like. There’s no real guidelines for what they have to be or how they have to be used; when someone has an interest in a fandom which is based in fictional characters with certain characteristics, the logical next step is to create one or more of those characters of your own design; that’s all a fursona is.

It just sent me because OP’s description of their D&D character:

Nah, he’s just cooler than me. Funnier than me. Stronger than me. Nicer than me. Also he has a shadow version of himself he can summon and has a talking moose named Sailor so… And who the fuck doesn’t want to fly?

is basically exactly what you’d hear from some furries describing their fursonas, and the expressed desire to be that character is also a pretty common furry trait, as is the commissioning of art of fursonas.

Didn’t mean any offense by it if OP doesn’t wish to be identified as a furry, the parallels just struck me as obvious and funny.

That’s a pretty cool sounding fursona! :)

You might be a furry if…

Well, using the administration’s covid response as a benchmark, his goons don’t seem to care overly much about how much harm they cause.

Or you’ll do what?

He’s going to ignore it, so you might as well just jump ahead to the enforcement step. There’s going to be an enforcement step, right?

What you’ve presented is not a solution.

That ??? is doing a lot of work.

No, we’re not, but we don’t know what to do. Do you?

Also, wonder if she meant alcoholics.

Or she thinks it’s still 1970 and someone can have a reasonable work-life balance while still providing “emotionally and physically” for a family as the sole breadwinner.

The ‘problem’ where Wikipedia doesn’t allow conservatives to edit in propaganda and disinformation as much as they’d like.

Now we’re talking.

I would choose kobold companions over T-rex companions any day.

Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?