This will all end in stupid.

That’s not the national guard’s charter.

There’s always Ted Cruz, and don’t call me Shirley.

For anyone trying to figure out what the angle is, MTG is trying to become the face of the American TERF movement. She’s going to milk that for years (if it catches on). Expect a book about the horrors she endured as a brave woman in the Magasphere.

I hate it when this happens

As for Pete Hegseth, well, the less said the better.

No, please say away.

That and/or…

They’re gonna take their lifetime pensions, millions in insider trading, and high value contacts, and get thw fuck out before the music stops.

Both are bad, mmmmkay.

Trump always hires C and D tier lawyers because they are the only ones that are willing to work with him. Given that he is president, this carnival of mediocrity often works against weak or unprepared victims. Taking on law experts at the top of their field, who can call on friends who are also the very best at their craft, and assigning someone with no prosecutorial experience just because she makes his peen feel funny, seems ill advised.

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Epstein was a predator and a sex slave trafficker. Whether his victims were 5 or 50, he was still a monster and all of those who partook in his debauchery are complicit in his crimes.

So yes, as far as we know, Megyn Kelly is technically correct in saying that Epstein was not a pedophile. Pedophilia is a psychological disorder, not a crime. Having sex with minors is a crime, and Epstein and all those who partook were very guilty of that.

Fuck you Megyn Kelly. Don’t try to confuse the issue. Piece of shit.

None of us actually believed that Trump would ever GIVE anyone a blow job, but it sure is funny as fuck.

To my American friends, “nonce” means “pedo”.

I lived in Okaloosa county for five years. It’s an area ripe for exploitation and Gaetz has been doing so most of his life thanks to his daddy.

I really fucking hate it when I agree with Ted Cruz, but here we are again.

Why does anyone care about what this person has to say?