Because it’s cool. When I first made my Lemmy account, I was looking through my computer’s saved images. I had this saved from earlier because it looked so cool. It felt right because federated social media feels like a return to the old web in some ways, prior to the abundance of walled gardens. So a retro logo felt like a cool choice. But it was really just because I saved it when I saw it somewhere so it just happened to be here when I made my account!

Okay but those glasses actually go so hard.

It has a corrupt form of capitalism.

I AGREE! We must return to a more pure form of capitalism by repealing the Chimney Sweepers Act 1788! Boys younger than eight should be allowed to be apprentices! Master sweeps should be allowed to take them on without getting their parents’ consent, a four year old young man is able to make his own decisions!

Just have two character sheets. Share equipment and at least the same constitution score so you can share hit points. It’s a few extra hit points than the Warlock should have but also it’s a pretty unique scenario. As long as they aren’t trying to cheese the system it would work fine.

Also, to further reduce the chance of one player holding the character too long

If two players want to copilot a character that shit is on them to figure out. If they’re disagreeing often enough about who should pilot when then it’s gonna be a drag and shouldn’t be done.

If you don’t want explanations don’t post things that make it sound like you didn’t understand the joke.

The joke being that autumn is called fall and the feywild is a hyper literal world so they were probably going to take fall damage.

What school of cuisine is the chowder?

I was like “do I?” And looked around my room for the first thing I could use as an improvised club and my eyes landed on a sex toy.

Incorrect, 10 is the average for the average human.

Wisdom is such a weird attribute in ttrpgs, it is often overloaded with the concept of perception. But at the same time I don’t necessarily think it should be split to it’s own thing, more attributes aren’t necessarily better.

What is “my guy syndrome” and how do I handle it?

Oil executives to congress: “My mom is kind of homeless so you should let us drill more.”

If you can manage to get someone into freefall I’d allow it. But no, equal opposite forces doesn’t mean you roll dice the same lol. Your sword does not take damage when you attack with it.

Immunity to mundane damage is stupid.

I think the crowd sourcing prices sounds like a good follow-up project. Because there are definitely issues. One that comes to mind is a potion of flying costs significantly more than a broom of flying.

Any tool that lists magic items with the price is strictly more useful than ones that don’t. So yes.

My personal opinion on it is to list the prices RAW, whatever the formula is. Or the range of prices. Rather than trying to homebrew some rules and use those in the site. I only say that because you seem very interested in making a useful tool moreso than useful rules and most people play the rules as they are in the book (generally). Or at least, there isn’t really a rule that isn’t in the books that a majority of players use.

5e (at least 2014 edition) fumbled magic items so hard.

• Magic items aren’t needed! You should be able to play without them.
• Magic items are fun and players want them.
• Magic items are too difficult to price!
• Actually has a price for them but they’re hidden on different tables and inaccessible.
• Buy and selling magic items should be difficult! It requires a lot of work.
• DM just rolls and rolls on a table until the shop has anything actually relevant to the players that’s actually useful but then it’s way too overpriced.

I just want +1 items. That’s it. Why are those so impossible to get? Why do we have to go through this whole song and dance for the sake of realism when d&d flat out admits that other items are priced for balance and not simulating an economy?

The only way to really do them “right” is to sort of give your DM a wishlist of items and then lo and behold they show up as loot in a dungeon. But why??? Whyyyyyy??? Just let me shop for them. I don’t care. I’m not going to raid the shop. I’m not going to arm the pesants with stolen +3 gear to lead an assault. I will suspend my disbelief if you just let me fucking buy and sell magic items in a way that isn’t totally bullshit!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Please, won’t somebody think of the drones? 🥺

That’s why it’s funny.