Would be a good structural test, when the president and all his donors are under it’s roof.

You don’t want several mood altering ones. You just want one gigantic, face-sloping, mind-mulching one.

Sounds like they should use this time to organise a general strike (which is probably impossible given they are already not being paid).

"I call David Cameron the weather cock. David ‘the weather cock’ Cameron. I call him that for two reasons:

One - because he spins, doesn’t he, in the prevailing wind of public opinion.

And two - the other reason why I call him David ‘the weather cock’ Cameron, is because I often wonder whether he’s got a cock or not."

Roughly paraphrased from Stewart Lee.

This stuff boils my piss. The same thing happens in the UK. I get that you need to show restraint to maintain access but there shouldn’t be anything wrong with posing their argument as a negative!

“So you’re saying this administration is failing to get a grip on the economy?” Even if he responds, he’ll be angry, angry people make mistakes. Or even then just say, “Perfect, youre responding with feeling instead of thought: how does it feel knowing your boss is in the epstine files?”

How the hell can no one get a grip on this narrative.

Just turn to the camera and ignore them! “You heard it here first! The VPJD has no confidence in the administration!”

Exactly. At some point the meeting will end, and Hegseth will leave, and the generals will just be in a room together, talking about how shit hegseth is.

Karoline Leavitt: The White House’s bilge pump.

To add to what the other person said, another phrase could be, “looked like they’d seen a ghost.”

I enjoy watching videos of Nancy maced

So 211 of them all admit it exists, at least. Good first thing to pin to them, and ask why their lord and savior thinks it doesn’t exist.

“Do we think its part of his mental decline or his unwillingness to have his name read out?”

Also, just to edit myself and add a little something:

“If you feed a terrorist or fund a terrorist, you’re a terrorist.” - your enigmatic W. Bush.

The cultural relief felt when thatcher died was palpable, and I wasn’t even alive when she was actively fucking the country.

I just want to hear someone from the press pool shout, “you’ve already said this, Donald.”

Not at all.

I only remember because I recently watched that Ordinary Things video about him.

It was Milan. Though I’m sure the people of Rome were more than welcome to go see his bespatted husk.