Not capitalism exclusive, but expected in any system that has strict hierarchy and needs lots of bodies in the lower levels - capitalism needs truckloads of poor people just like petty aristocrats needs serfs. The moment the population of those lower levels start to diminish, they call out for everyone to have more kids.

The obvious use of the peasant railgun is instant delivery. Gonna start my new enterprise, pFood, coming at you within 1 turn or your money back!

You just need access to “Suggestion” spell for easy win on so many situations the DM will start raging real soon.

That said, can I be a dragon, then?

Not before they make 10 movies about how great their job in bringing democracy to said country was

I didn’t know familiars had laser sight on their cloaca

I recall seeing a quote, I think attributed to Osamu Tezuka: “This is not animation, this is anime”; implying that anime isn’t “real animation” like those you’d see in the 1930s and thus didn’t deserve the full name

Funny thing, there was a 2e setting called Birthright, which pretty much made the game about developing land as a lord, rather than dungeon delving

NANOBLESSINGS, SON!

Should be “power phrase” instead of power word, so it could get super fancy

Either warlock or wizard for me. My brother qualifies for druid and monk, but i’m sure he’d go for fighter just to beat the DM

Holy shit.

I can’t help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he’ll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don’t. I dunno, Chick’s mind is a clusterfuck.

Khajit Tabaxi has family, if DM has perils

She was just a lowly 8th level cleric

Especially on a table with 3 women

Related XKCD What If - “Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person’s blood?”

See, that’s what I’m talking about, there are real images that could’ve been used in the OP, not old 3D renders

Middle one looks like a generic cyberpunk wallpaper, right one looks like a futuristic city 3D. The top left one looks fake because of the giant crane

Please name the 2 cities on the bottom right of the OP image, then

Would’ve been better if real images were used for China

Having an account won’t solve the problem with A, since spam accounts are a problem even in the fediverse