He’ll be making that face a lot more then

“Oh thank fucking lord Jesus Christ”

• Patel, probably

It’s very very simple.

Tragedy of the Commons.

If you don’t know what that is, that’s all you need to read to understand why free markets will always lead to collapse and extinction.

I like the anchor part.

My coffee must be weak, my brain read that as “clutches his penis”…

Damn dude, you take your internet game…a little too seriously

Why would they get in the way of eliminating the competition?

Rebellion!

Mmmmm delectable irony

The internet was a mistake.

Although it obviously a joke, in the spirit of all the fucking hellscape Republicans have put us through, and the fact that they’ve literally killed the power of truth, I’m going to go ahead and roll with this.

He definitely, positively, eagerly sucked Bill Clinton’s dick. No shadow of a doubt. The evidence is right there. And even if it’s not, he did it anyways.

Fake news, undercover agent, what emails, they’re eating the dogs, hey here’s $2,000, Canada is letting in billions of tonnes of fentanyl a day, Venezuela, Iran, Russia…I mean Ukraine…I mean Russia, TYLENOL, Demoncrats…(passes out from mental gymnastics)

I have a bad feeling this might actually be bait.

Like they know the progressives are going to burn it down now, and do everything they can to block this deal. And what that does is let them blame the Democrats more clearly for the shutdown.

If ending the shutdown actually leads to the Epstein files being released, it might actually work in the Democrats’ favor. I can’t see them letting the files get released, so this is the only thing that makes sense to me.

This has truly been a positive day for the world

This is great, and we should definitely all be happy. It’s a positive sign.

That said, this will merely cement in MAGA’s mind that the only path left for them is consolidating power, and FAST, as they will never win fair midterms.

Don’t fool yourself - they know their goose is cooked as soon as they lose power. So you’re going to see an acceleration because of today’s elections, not a come to Jesus moment for MAGA.

We can all help by praising Mike Johnson for blocking Trump’s wishes.

Would be a shame if we were to make a big deal out of that and Trump caught wind.

Chances after he said it the first time: 95%

Chances after he said it again, in such close succession to the first time: ♾️

That’s about as unhinged as holding a door open for an elderly person.

Tells you all you need to know about Trump, IF you’re capable of sound logical reasoning.

In other words, no big deal because this moves the needle for literally nobody who is still supporting him today.

No, I’ll give my opinion wherever I want, thanks though!