huh. i’ve always solved that problem by polluting the dungeon with glyphs of warding to raise a middle finger to future generations of adventurers hoping to find treasures

smuggled in under the bell ofc

Our group made a little detour back to 3.5 for a short adventure and wow this isn’t even an exaggeration. Wizards start with like, 4 hp

imagine how different fantasy would be if bilbo was the top variety of burglar.