Me and the boys approaching the guy in “MA” shirt:

• MA-SS
• MA-RKET
• MA-NUAL
• MA-NUL
• MA-RGARINE
• MA-TTRESS
• MA-PLE SYRUP

Alternatively, invest 18 levels into monk and get no damage in 99,51% of cases

https://anydice.com/program/40317

Exile?

Sounds like an… interesting session

Yup, this phrasing is better. Thanks for correction

Power words are just truespeech in 5e Forgotten Realms

The way I understand it, the whole world knows this language

Funny meme doe

I can’t find the gif, but I’m currently imagining something similar to 3d t-posing Bocchi flying through some concrete building

I’ve specifically focused on means that don’t require a spell slot to use. Left familiar as an exception because people like to have them anyway and it can be ritual cast.

I’d argue you can ‘see’ the wall if you place something on it, like:

• your hand
• your frontline’s hand (or some other body part)
• a ghost’s hand
• flour, dust, tar, enemies’ blood, coughing syrup, and other things that could stick to the surface
• gecko, spider, and other creatures that wouldn’t fall off; probably also your familiar; dhampir and a high level monk should work, too

> Shopkeeper presses the big red button under the counter

> Ring explodes

> looks at hands

> sees nothing wrong

I guess I’ll have to update my slop check list

Then you switch to a system where you don’t add the 1, interpreting 00 as 100

And then the party tries to take the mushroom back to the base with them

New church when

I wonder what’ll happen when they raid a house belonging to one of the trigger-happy gun collectors

This style of writing reminds me of Otsu from Gintama

You’ve heard of USA and USB, now prepare for USC

I’m the neutral good cleric paladin, but when the fight starts, I’ll fight (mostly by healing) and hit people in a non-lethal way, unless they’re undead/demons. Kelemvor doesn’t like them.

So, everyone’s hoping for the bit overflow

Yes, though I seriously considered using paint