It’s telling when “just” a regular ol’ escort sex scandal from a politician is hardly noteworthy this day and age.

I think he secretly likes watching these late night comedy hosts. This is the third or fourth time this week he’s posted about them (Kimmel, Meyers).

They speak to his ego, even if he doesn’t like what they’re saying about him.

I wonder if his love of furniture makes him a fan of the Ottoman Empire.

On a clickety-clack mechanical keyboard? If not, you totally should get one.

Those bright blue helmets always made me lol. If they were in any actual combat it’d be about as effective as those old German pickelhaube helmets in standing out.

The Epstein Files have been a topic for a few months (years?) now. It isn’t entirely unreasonable for the cartoon author to sketch up a Thanksgiving table themed one and hold on to it and release it in November.

Trump has an AI now?

Is it the most tremendous moron in the LLM world too?

At least that tiny little piece holding everything up is still all the open source code maintained by community volunteers.

Is this just getting a pretext ready so that he can divorce her and hook up with Charlie Kirk’s widow and have it be considered moral in the eyes of MAGA?

And he’s doing this while the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) is furloughed… 🧐

Journalists: could you spell that name out for me one more time?

War on Christmas coming soon too.

By golly, this sounds like it could be her chance this time to run for President!

What is that room even for?

It’s almost as if pizzagate was a projection on their part.

Thanks for the clip, but you should probably charge your phone lol.

C-3PO is effectively camouflaged in the current White House.

So something he had ChatGPT write up for him completely based on buzzwords?

Doesn’t make sense. Shorter soldiers have smaller hitboxes.

Source: N64 Goldeneye Oddjob