ExFed

You could give 25 million people who are either veterans or disabled a million dollars…

Not to rain on your parade (I think the idea of a military parade is patiently wasteful and dumb, meanwhile we don’t do enough as a nation to care for veterans and disabled people), but that would be a lot more than $45 million. More like $25 trillion… or 25,000x $1 billion… or 25,000,000x $1 million.

Broad brush, indeed; it seems like their most outspoken clergy is a whole lot more liberal than their most outspoken congregants… But, yeah, “validated and honored” sounds about right.

I’ve been calling him “God-King” for years … ironically, to shed light on the cult nature of MAGA …

I do not like this timeline.

“Two things can be true at the same time.”

Even if people can’t agree on who’s lying about what, we can definitely agree that there’s one and only one sitting president on our lifetime who has called himself a king.

Ahh yes, Malus Cupertino. How could I forget. Prized for their disease resistance and unixy flavor. Too bad they don’t pollenize other varieties.

You earned it.

… Thanks, I guess? Does it come with a cash prize? Or just Internet Points?

Which is extra ironic, because apples are native to Asia.