And the next president should cancel all those pardons signed by Trump’s autopen.

Don Jr. is in second place!? That would be awesome if he got the nomination. He’s such a coked up clown, the American public would never vote for… such a… you know what, never mind.

He should hurry up while Trump is still the president.

Hey, guys. I think MAGA might be… bad?

Remember when MTG screamed at an 18 year old David Hogg that he was funded by George Soros? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Or blow one horse.

I, for one, completely believe the brother of infamous sex trafficking pedophile Jeffery Epstein.

Apparently, Bill likes getting his dick sucked—not to an unhealthy degree—but to a history altering degree.

Some folks here believe once Trump is dead, his empire will pass onto someone else. I couldn’t disagree more. Every time someone tries to do what Trump does, it’s a big flop. It will all unravel with him gone. It’s called a cult for a reason.

Huh. Maybe they both were into amputees.

In Texas he’ll probably get a quick draw award. Do you know how fast those kids run? Dude must have been chomping at the bit for years to end one of those quick, little fuckers.

That’s what is called a show of force. Yes, I’ve seen Warfare.

Apparently, the car was a member of MS-13.

Apparently, Markwayne Mullin is named after his two uncles. My guess is one of those uncles is actually his dad. I don’t know which one, and neither did his mom.

Kimberly Guilfoyle looked like a quite attractive human before she turned onto a blow up doll.

For me, it was the episode when he had Tim Pool on with the Twitter executives. Pool was like “Twitter discriminates against conservatives” and Vijaya Gadde was like “Moderation is not discrimination”. Rogan did realize his mistake five minutes into the episode, but he showed just how impressionable he was. The whole show lost the allure after that. There’s a thin line between curious and gullible.

‘I never thought leopards would reap MY face,’ sobs woman who sowed for the Leopards Reaping People’s Faces Party.