New testament, find all mentions of “Jesus”, replace with “Trump”. Bind in cheap tacky looking gold coloured covering, maybe a us flag sticker attached. The patriot Bible, in the description go on a tirade with mispellings and caps about how some bibles are traitor bibles, how the world could end at any minute and they should get one of these for everyone in the family.
60 quid each, but if they buy 20 it’s only 800! It’s only marginally more blasphemous than the Trump Bible, but I’d still find it funny of people bought it.


The shooter didn’t pretend to be anti Trump on social media. He looked up other high profile targets including Biden but Trump was visiting near him. His political leanings were meh, he was a registered republican, he donated a small sum to a democrat. He couldn’t get into his high school rifle club because of poor marksmanship. Thats actually why the story kinda fizzled out, there just wasn’t much to it. Republicans wanted to promote it as an anti Trump thing but it had no traction.