Are you tired of winning yet?

So we should do LAN parties again then!

“The government is reopened. Everything we democrats want is from now on in effect. If the republicans have a problem with that, they can shut down the government. You’re welcome!”

Modern doors are safe. It’s the windows you should worry about.

Same same but different. My backup server pulls my files with rsync.

Did Biden have bruises from handshaking?

My colleagues iPhone says “I’ve got the power!” and I’m a little pissed that he still hasn’t managed to play the music snippet I provided him.

It would not be okay if YOU do it.

Who do you mean? Trump or Merz?

They are probably audited, like his taxes.