You’re probably getting the assault charge anyway for giving them mean looks; may as well get some glitter in there while you’re at it.

If it was, it seems to have backfired.

He was practicing for the upcoming Star Wars/Expanse crossover.

From da owkwa, stay away!

Promo for the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot.

These AI-generated pictures are getting out of hand.

Bought my first gun ever immediately after the November election. When anyone brings up the stock market these days I tell them I’m investing in seeds, fresh water, and ammunition.

The homeowner will roll out with a gun and immediately be killed in a hail of bullets, despite acting entirely within their rights. No ICE agents will face any consequences, and the warrantless raids will continue. That’s what usually happens anyway. The 2nd amendment is a farce; law enforcement can legally kill you for exercising your right to bear arms if they want to.

Where can I get that T-shirt?

Still acting like there’s ever going to be a (meaningful) election again.

“Only fraudsters will complain”

I smell a “no true Scotsman” fallacy here.

Now hold on, we don’t yet know if he was transgender or not.

Later, virgins!

And what if this “weakened form” gives you autism? Have you thought about that?

Edit: guess this needed a ‘\s’

The leopards are gonna get fat from all the face-eating.

You eel in snake’s clothing!

Or when they have to fix the Fortran program that runs the whole Navy or something.

Wings as a Service (WaaS)

Can I get the same adapter in black?

chainsaw revs up

Ship it.