Ewww, disgusting. Yucky coleslaw!! No thank yo…Wait, is it homemade or store bought?

1000% Tariff on all Braun shavers in 3…2…

Oh yeah, besties indeed. Crikey, you should read about the, ahem, forceful shenanigans they got up to in the past.

Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?

Good. And while you’re at it close all your other stores, fucking parasite.

I see 2 options here:
Getting kidnapped and imprisoned now (whether that’s by ‘real’ police or fake)
Or.
Shooting the mask wearing weirdos now and maybe potentially possibly getting imprisoned later.

Out of these two choices I know which I’d take.

Hopefully the next iteration of this image the face will get noticeably bigger. And the one after that bigger still.

Only really stupid people or money launderers would buy that stock because the moment that fat cunt dies (soon, and painful, hopefully) that app will be a ghost town.

Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?

For fucks sake, me too.

(I apologise for the above meltdown)

Did both countries come to him almost simultaneously with tears in their eyes?

Too weak, you say?

Yeah, well, it’s time to start breaking down some fucking doors then because they don’t give a shit about anything else except their own personal safety.

Tricky.
Yeah, on the one hand he is so bad at golf that he obviously and blatantly cheats. It’s so bad that people have written articles about it.

On the other hand he’s pretty much on target when he’s fucking things up. Just look at all the casinos he had. Plus all those other failed, ahem, ‘businesses’ that he had to fuck up intentionally due to his incompetence.

Picture the scene.

Two aides bursts in to the oval office to find the orange buffoon eating crayons. The smell of McDonald’s follows the aides in to the room and wafts towards the most stupid ‘president’ ever…
{P01135809 eyes widen as he sniffs the air}
“Sir…” eye rolls the first aide “can we attac…”
Chunky boy spits out the crayons and blurts, "Big Mac? It’s…is it Big Mac time?
“Soon, ‘sir’,” retorts the aide with another eye roll, “but first we need to…”
{P01135809 sniffs the air again}. “It’s Big Mac time. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac. Big Mac time!” He sings while doing a pointy finger dance.
“Yes, soon…‘Sir’, Iran is looking quite brown, sign this so can we attack Iran with…”
{P01135809 sniffs the air again. Drool is now dripping from his puckered bottom lip}
“Yes, YES. whatever, do it, do anything, just get me my big macs, FFS!!”
“If to say so. Sign here now and you’ll also get an apple pie.”
{P01135809 scribbles on to a piece of paper}
“BRING IN THE BIG MACS!”

Both aides leave the room.
“Did he. Did he just agree to a war for a…”
“I always ask him these type of questions when the Macdonald’s arrives! He’ll agree to anything when he’s hangry.”

A lot died during covid due to drumpfs corruption and incompetence, yet they still voted for him again.

WW3 is sleeping on your toilet and shitting in your bed as we speak!!

At least his wife loves him, right?

2021

He was hoping to be president one day. He would’ve been the second paedo president of the us!