An Immovable Rod and an egotistical Barbarian.
“Roll Athletics.
“23.”
“Roll a Con Save.”
“14?”
“As you strain to move this mysterious bar, heaving with everything you have and more, you feel something move. But not in your hands, the bar remains unpersuaded. You feel it in your back. You have herniated a disc in your lumbar spine. Your career as an adventurer is over.”
Shadows can kill if they drain your strength.
Bookmarking as I too am interested in this topic.
Difficult to make, too heavy to be effective, and iirc yeah, unreliable.
He’s your King, boy!
It’s the simplest solution to get exactly what I want at all times.
Could I interest you in some diagonal bracing today?
They’re (the leopards) eating him! (His face)
And then they’re gonna eat me!!
OHMYYYYGAWWWWWDDDDDHHHH!!!
Counter offer: he puts “Haitian” and n-word together so often in private it just rolled out.
But the spoons have barely melted at all….
His YouTube channel seems to be his main outlet nowadays.
Figma - Ligma - Ligma balls!!! GOTTEMM
Same with AOC, tbh.
Didn’t one of the Jan6ers steal her shoes?
That won’t fix the 10d10 Pride Damage