He’s got a certificate to show he hasn’t got donkey brains to boot!

Has anyone told these nutjobs that treason still carries a death penalty?

This is so they can build in an excuse to fire everyone in IT.

The sentence really should have been tied to a post in the front row of a Dethklok concert, where his hands are sliced off by the hovering lighting rig laser drones, his gigantic belly ripples against the might of Murderface’s bass rig until the skin tidal waves over his face suffocating him, then a portal to hell opens directly in the cavity where his brain should be and sucks his body (inside-out) into a fiery pit of sulphur and flame, promptly ending the Trump reign and starting 1000 years of Dethklok.

I don’t wish multiple gout-related limb amputations on many people, buuuut…

I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers

I was going to say he looks like the end result of ten generations of incestuous breeding of the Osmonds.

He’ll blame it on a department he’s looking to dismantle.

Like a bad Photoshop

Do you think the Christmas gods would relent this year if we just offered up a small fortune to Mariah?

…So far, we still have the climate wars to come at some point in the next 75 years; plenty of lying opportunities for particularly motivated bastards there.

Weird

Now I’ve seen someone read that comment out on TV, so therefore it must be true!