

Longest two weeks ever.


Longest two weeks ever.


Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll see it in two weeks.


That’s exactly what they want, is to privatize the government.
So the robber barons reign again.


Don’t worry scrote! My ex wife’s tarded too and she’s living a kickass life!


He has to realize this makes him look even worse from a credibility standpoint… Right?
Like someone who starts every other sentence with “Honestly…”. It implies the opposite is the standard.
But hey, I guess I’m not the PR rep that has to manage the shitstorm, so what do I care?


The national party better figure out quickly that the next election isn’t going to be
“Blue no matter who”
It’s going to be
“More green than blue or else fuck you too!”


Yeah, but that would be, like, helping people man.
Bootstraps motherfuckers!


Who gives a shit what Trump says?
TACO bout your own circus, you fucking clown.


Flipboard. It’s a fedi-friendly news aggregator.


How long until these walking disgraces decide truth social has enough encryption and start using that platform instead?
… Oh fuck.


Which is just bonkers, isn’t it?
In a sane time, we would want our neighbors to work and elevate themselves and us all by “contributing”.
Now even the dignity of work comes into question.


The smartest! And the bigliest best ideas!


What? No, that’s not true.
A bit hyperbolic, I’ll admit - though I’m in no position to uproot my family and move anywhere.


On the plus side, I had the choice between my kid’s prescription this month! It was a decision between paying $600 now, or waiting until June for the generic for only $150.
I think we can all agree that the systems here are fucked, but why did we have to blow up every-fucking-thing else up?
We can’t even go refugee because we’re god-damned pariahs.
She’s trying to save her own skin, nothing more. She just realized the reds are crazy now that she has a target on her back.