Buglefingers

He was just tried and convicted, on 34 felony counts no less! Apparently the punishment for that is immediate release 🤷‍♀️

Y’all be got by ‘time you realizin’ I been here

I do photography and have thousands of photos, I have like actually 10 of myself, and those were mostly taken by my friend with the intent of putting on dating apps.

Online dating has evercerated my self confidence though. So I just detest photos of myself ever more.

I had a DM who set up a puzzle room, tiles on the floor with arrow traps. It ended up being the fibonacci sequence however, it started like, 15 digets in and none of us players knew which were correct. (didn’t wanna meta game and google it) So we just Dex rolled across the whole floor and were super wounded after. The next room over was a boss fight -_-

We probably weren’t supposed to be so wounded going in.

And if they are “sealed” because the fluid can’t “pour out”, give em any bloody scratch and it becomes an “open” container

I heard it was patented Smartfood™

For your viewing pleasure

I’ve worked in machine shops my whole adult life and shit like this crops up at each one in some fashion. The last shop I worked at, one person would just “OOO-OO” loud and everyone across the floor would join in to make a cacophony of ape noises for 5ish minutes. My current shop it’s a “Waooo”. People just get so amped being able to join in.

British: Killer whale

Australian: Whale

And suddenly: Druid

They took away lunch breaks 4 years ago for me :(

This is why I always wear poorly woven clothes. I always have “a bit of string” on me

I recognized that scene immediately but didn’t know it was called the “cosmic bit flip”

I recently had a moment of panic at work, a person from a different area was in the break room and was the spitting image of my ex. Albeit, a bit taller.

A stroke of genius! Brainblast!

Q

But it feels like trivial pursuits

I shall not provide a number for the times having bugles on my fingers has lead to munching my fingers as well. However, there may be a distinct possibility this has happened.

Soon, uhhhh, all of my characters are Idiots who’s names are puns for being stupid (lackman for instance).

Am the I dumb?