You need to give yourself more credit. You didn’t become a failure, it was within you the whole time; you were always a failure…

That concludes my Pep Talk®

Are poor people even considered people?

• conservatives

You can’t fight 'em! I’m fighting 'em!

And I’ll fight you next!!!

I think I’m picking up what you’re putting down. Start feet first

Is there a way to guillotine people more than once? It’d be a shame to let them get out easy.

“I got here as fast as a felt like getting here!”

-Ted Cruz

probably

So yelling racial slurs at the water/shooting the water, or even both at the same time until it subsides…?

…But why male models?

Ahh, don’t do this to me man. Not again… Not after last time!

I bake, therefore I am, cake…?

If they don’t span the globe you can’t call them global armed conflicts, they’re sparkling armed conflicts from LocalNamed region.

Oh sweet!

Well that get us 1 trillionaire, or will it be divided up so we get 4 trillionaire? Or dare I say, a dozen billionaires…?

This president flip flops more than the foot wear with the same name.

But not upset with themselves, upset that society hadn’t lowered the bar far enough for them to not feel shame for their actions.

But then how would I look at my phone while using my Desktop.

I’ll need a dummy phone to doom scroll on.

I believe you have my stapler…

They can even use the catchphrase “Roll out”

If that’s not pulling yourself up by the bootstraps, well then I don’t know what is.

Oh yeah! Well then how do you explain that the transmission is working in kahoots with this engine! /s

Hooray!..??

It will. It’s more the question of how?