BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]

Why are all of the Big Tech CEOs so weird? The only one who could pass for human is Google’s Sundar Pichai, and he’s just the temporary placeholder for Larry Page and Sergey Brin. But like even among that weirdass group, Altman is an extra level of creepy. It’s especially noticeable when he pretends to be excited about something.

This is why they’re usually carrying a weapon. Not to fight, but so they won’t feel awkward with their hands.

I’m out of touch with THE YOUTH and I have no idea why you youngins use 😭 to convey any and every emotion possible.