They genuinely believe the US is filled with millions of evil, lazy people on welfare who don’t work and play videogames all day and collect $50,000/year in benefits…

Meanwhile you have billionaires like Elon Musk who pays people to play videogames all day for him, and they don’t bat a fucking eyelash… (I mean, by no means the worst thing musk does, but you get my point)

It’s so insanely removed from reality

The only thing I can hope for is one day, when I describe this to my kids, their reaction is, “What???”

Maybe it’ll be grandkids…

Exactly. We can’t just fucking go, “Whelp. All done.” and let trump and Putin destroy the United States.

Did you know that the oldest mummy found was actually found in the United States?

Cue Pelosi…

10,000% it’s govt contractors marking things up 50x

Dude, my point is there’s not even the thinnest veneer of campaign donations or inauguration funds or anything.

It’s literally JUST giving him a big fancy plane to flatter him and make him feel like a big boy.

YEAH NO SHIT: IT’S A BRIBE

Or the Just for Men-ed goatee…

Or members of his cabinet just accidentally add foreign agents to classified chats…

It’s insane, because it’s not some sassy or hyperbolic report. It’s perfectly measured and…logical. A well made report.

pharmaceutical industry pushing patented pills, powders, pricks, potions, and poisons

Look, I’m not here to defend the pharmaceutical industry, but at least they’re fucking REGULATED.

Unlike, say, the supplement industry which he so loves… That’ll tell you: take these 50 expensive potions and you’ll get better, not the thing that has been rigorously tested & proven over generations.

Truly. Trump and his ilk are like if you made the antithesis of Christ’s teachings in lab…

Religion. They are the “Christian party.”

I mean, literally none of their actions reflect the teachings of Christ, but culturally they have entrenched themselves as the only religion Christians can choose (at least, from the view of many Christians).

I have rarely more genuinely hoped for something in my life…

It’s like the confirmation of Brett Kavenau when he threw a hissy fit about how he “likes beer”…

That in and of itself should have disqualified him. If someone isn’t capable of being even-keeled and not throwing a temper tantrum, then they shouldn’t hold the highest judicial office in the land…

Or what of there was some way to give everyone a tiny dose of the measles so that their immune system can learn it and attack it without even getting sick??

Maybe if they make the virus weakened or figure out some way to deactivate it?

Gosh, someone should work on this. It’s a great idea…