No shit, pudding-man. You were never even supposed to be VP. You were there to take the blame when he didn’t win.

That would be scalpees.

The problem with the two party system, is the only thing they’ll always agree on is that it should remain a two party system.

We had the same issue in the UK. We had the choice of something else and it was dismissed as “too complicated” and “too expensive”.

So instead most of us have their votes thrown out locally, and then most of the rest have them thrown out nationally.

Might encourage them to build that wall after all.

“Opinion is divided on the subject. All the other captains say it is. I say it isn’t.”

Resigning is for people who can feel shame.

So are closed source developers.

While singing “I want to break free” at full blast.

Trying to tell me America is less racist than it is sexist? I don’t recall them going to war to mistreat women, so I call bullshit tbh.

I think America is sick of political systems and will vote for change time after time. And never actually get any.

“Is it really a crime if you’re damaging your own property?”

I can’t really think of a country more reliant on air travel than the US. They should all just stop turning up for work.

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

RFK is in danger of dropping below it as it is.

Well that’s a handy solution to the problematic brownwife.

Yeah, but you often find the people who need the help are least inclined to vote for it.

I remember a story from a few years ago, some article about poverty. A disabled guy from Liverpool, unable to work, his 12 year old daughter was having to collect from the food bank for him, no heating. “I voted for the Conservatives, I just think they’re best for the country”, he said, presumably while applying his clown make-up.

The US hasn’t been “expected” to be the world police.

It has done it purely for its own ends, just as Russia and China do.

What “one of the good ones” really means.

He’s going to look at one directly, just like he did with the eclipse.