Right and the bruising is from all the handshakes…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_for_Help

I’m a bit rusty in countries that eat their prime ministers!

Couldn’t find a wiki page so we’ll have to make do with a map: https://brilliantmaps.com/eaten-pm/

You can expect them in about 2 weeks

… They mutated Pepes genetic code and blended it with West African frogs that have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment …

Unicorns and Kenny’s living together… Mass hysteria!

🫸’National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk’

👉 ‘National Anti Fascist Day’

Yeah wish it was that easy…

I like this one

It reads like they asked grok to write the joke for them.

The one that’s often posted is the one with Ghislaine Maxwell: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/fact-check-no-ai-digital-140000694.html

Or “Who is that Anthony?”

To me the leaf must mean that we toke and code, instead of code using AI tokens.

The ICE guys face seems to say: If you love your job, then it’s not just a job, it becomes a passion.

The centuries old gambit of switching names between Iceland and Greenland finally pays off!

Great 9D chess move, it’s all working according to plan?!

/S

Wait I don’t understand “Genocide Joe” was not running, didn’t you had a third choice: Vote for Kamela?

And wait did Lenin have ovaries? its all very confusing to me.

Even with the president seat in reach I would expect the GOP to somehow take it from JD if they get the chance.

JD: I’m the president now!
Them: Sure kid…

B-team ha! JD is looking to finally graduate from waterboy.

You are not my Daily Show host, go away!

You are excused, as people talk about the Thai cave in 2018 was one of the earlier signs that something was not alright with musk.

My colleagues brought Teslas in 2023 some months after he brought twitter. And voiced my concerns: Do you know he is weird and is known for disabling cars of people who disagree with him on twitter.

Countries are already looking for alternatives to trading with America, the felon is speedrunning Brexit along with everything else.