I’m at Mar-a-Lago using a pile of top secret documents as a table. No, the other pile of top secret documents

Nah, these days those tweets would just make more people think molesting children is acceptable

They’re complicit

At this point it’s not even neoliberalism anymore. It’s neoconservatism with the illusion of left-leaning ideology

Ima run for senate and make the state religion Satanism

Implying there aren’t young white women who are down bad for the movement

Have them write his quotes on banners to hang in the streets

Groypers are far left. John Bolton is far left. THAT UGLY FUCK IN THE MIRROR IS FAR LEFT!

friendly reminder that this doesn’t mean you can stop calling your reps, especially you, new yorkers. if you ain’t a new yorker, just look up a NY zip code before you call, cause they will ask

it means they can kill leftists and/or make them illegal and be less prone to questioning

Dude just gave democrats a couple million dollars worth of campaign advertising for free

And he used my spaghetti Tupperware too

If you consider “medicine” as a whole, it evens out to one

social credit american edition

Less eyes on prisoners. Makes it easier to blame suicide

They remind me of that spinning statue at the beginning of Banjo Kazooie that you shoot eggs into its mouth

Not for lack of trying