You would not part an old man from his walking stick

If I cut someone do they count as an open container?

Dude why did you give your wizard such high dex?

Uhh…no reason

Wait was this the minor character from that side quest all along?

…yes…it was now

By not do you mean bot because if not then I don’t know what

Get rid of sex altogether? I’m already ahead of the curve

Feel the efficiency

How is it that a county commissioner is held to a higher standard than the president

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Sounds like you need to add some sleep statements somewhere in your deployment scripts if you want to deploy in 10 seconds

Heap sort sounds like the most useful cantrip ever

Binary search

Check bit

Control character

Sentinal value

Escape sequence

EDIT:

Git bisect (not sure if this one counts as computer sciency enough though)

Come on, we can’t replace him with something more competent

Free me from this flesh, brother

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.

• Vernon Law

// This function calculates applicable discounts given a customer's loyalty status
// STOP BEFORE SEASON 8 DEXTER PLEASE 
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Even better is when that one guy is the DM

It’s too late, we can’t contain it

If you’re interested in energy solutions and haven’t read the RethinkX report on the feasibility of a 100% solar, wind and battery solution, it’s definitely worth taking a look.

Whilst I agree that we need to decarbonise asap with whatever we can, any new nuclear that begins planning today is likely to be a stranded asset by the time it finishes construction. That money could be better spent leaning into a renewable solution in my view.

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