Got it, so mentally replace ‘redacted’ with the words Donald Trump

And if they say no, also don’t have sex with majors.

You better be careful with all the knocking, you can’t really afford another stroke

Remember when Howard Dean screamed a little bit too enthusiastically and it ended his career?

Golgari gang

Marjorie, the Traitor is a 1/1 with deathtouch. When she enters the battlefield, all players lose 2 life.

Unlike Ghouliani, this never gets old

Oh he wants a man date alright.

You’re not wrong, but I shit on Kamala because she was a shitty centrist candidate, not because she was a woman. I would back AOC in a heartbeat.

Yes

“I’m sorry you feel bad” is not an apology.

Madness… Madness

Got those crackhead eyes, bloodshot and crossed

Oh, he gives plenty of shits as anyone within a 10-foot radius could attest. Unfortunately they have never been about America either before or after this little event.

Imagine how stupid Bush Jr was and then imagine how Trump compares to him.

To be completely fair, they don’t learn the Bible correctly either.

Are belong to us?

That’s why they put it in quotes. During his first term his personal doctor listed Trump’s weight at 239, which everyone with at least one functioning eyeball knows is complete horseshit. But naturally he lies about that like he lies about everything else

A moose once bit my hamberder

I’m imagining Trump’s tariffs as them taking the lid off the ark of the covenant, let’s hope it does to all the other Republican Nazis today what it did to the Nazis then.