This meeting could have been an astral projection.

I can bring whole cities to ruin, and still have time to get a soft-shoe in…

Thanks, I thought it was Superjail.

In 5e, if they took their first level as Paladin, they would gain Heavy Armor Proficiency. Having proficiency in heavy armor would allow a normal Lockadin to cast their Warlock spells in armor just fine. They also both heavily favor Charisma, and if the Warlock took Pact of the Blade or Hexblade, they wouldn’t even need strength for melee.

That’s a normal Paladin/Warlock though, with this weird hotseat play they want to do, their self-imposed rules might not let them even use the other class’ passive features, which could get awkward.

That’s Numberwang!

"There’s this emperor, and he asks the shepherd’s boy how many seconds in eternity.

And the shepherd’s boy says, ‘There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.’

You may think that’s a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird."

For an RP heavy session, do “Measure of a Man” with a warforged as Data. PCs are their advocate. See how long it takes someone to notice.

That’s okay, their characters are thinly-veiled copies of Alucard, Donatello the turtle, Yusuke Urameshi, and Dug from Up, so it balances out.

How the fuck did we not get Tanuki in WotR instead of Kitsune? This is bonkers amazing, and better be included if Owlcat does another one.

Think of the unbridled roleplay potential.

Also maybe take Artificer to build yourself an iron lung.

The other reference you need besides the backstory of the Gith schism is Chris Rock’s infamous routine from his 1996 special Bring the Pain, which I will not link but is all the info you need to find it.

“…Zendaya?”

Good-aligned characters within 100 feet of the sign get a +10 bonus to nature checks. Touching the emblem allows the user to summon Smokey the Bear 1/day for 10 rounds. Smokey uses Bardic Inspiration at 10th level to assist the user in fighting forest fires and fire elementals.

Hot take: I think any involuntary expense forced on you by your government is, essentially, a tax regardless of whether it goes into government or corporate coffers, and should be included in the discussion.

Health insurance being the major example, given that’s paid for by taxes in civilized countries. Arguably, the insurance, gas, and maintenance on a car that many of us would happily trade for a functional public transportation system.

From post-apocalyptic raiders to antihero Casey Jones, weaponized and armored sports gear is always stylish and fashionable.

Et tu, crouton?

This reminds me of HOL (Human Occupied Landfill), which I’ve read about but haven’t played.

Anyway, it has stats like Meat, Feet, and Mouth, and skills like “That Psycho Bruce Lee Shit”, “Pilot Starship and Chew Gum at the Same Time”, “Whining Until You Get What You Want”, and “Turn Radios Into Howitzers”.

I realized after a moment that they simply meant “everyone in the castle attacks you”, but my first thought was of the castle itself rising up as a mecha like Alexander from FF9.

…could you have a castle mimic?

“If you ask me, that headless fella’s actually the lucky one.”

“Why do you say that?”

“He doesn’t have to watch the rest of this show!”

OHOHOHHOHHHOHOHOHOO!

Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth?