It’s almost as if he is just a Trump lackey without the slightest idea of what he’s talking about…

I do wonder how many hours you need to microwave yourself to get a crispy, dried out face like that by the way.

Don’t forget deporting Musk back to South Africa while you are at it.

Chicken bathed in chlorine, meat filled to the brink with antibiotics and now also crops containing waste from the petrochemical industry? Glad to know what’s on the average plate in Texas, don’t mind me enjoying a lab-grown piece of meat for which every component has been accounted for.

That’s why he’s a cracked developer. Already broken under the heel of his capitalist overlord.

On the bright side, you’ve now got squeaky clean disk space to fill with new projects!

Hey, come on now, it’s only tyranny when the Democrats do it.

In the Netherlands we stopped adding fluoride to the drinking water decades ago, amongst others because of a dramatic increase in reported migraines and bowel issues during the period we did add it. Stopping fluoridation didn’t cause any dental Armageddon, so it is definitely possible to get rid of it without adverse effects.

However, and here lies the issue I suspect, we actually have decent dental care, brushing your teeth is ingrained from early on and almost every toothpaste contains fluoride.

They sure are, unfortunately.

I’m severely intolerant to onions, but I’d still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there’s always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.

Tell me Donald, does your face only look like a Cheeto, or does it also tastes like one? Let’s find out, shall we?

That’s Event Horizon if I’m not mistaken.

Indeed. And remember, nothing screams family values like ‘grab them by the pussy’.

I expect nothing else from ol’ Cheeto Face. He thought John McCain was a loser for getting shot down over Vietnam and being held as a POW, so I can only imagine what he would think of a bunch of guys drowning in a bog.

He’s welcome to try, that’s not going to fly where I’m from.

In other news, Elon Musk was rushed to the hospital today because of ‘a foreign object being lodged in his rectum’. A reliable source mentioned that the billionaire slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes.

An attending physician anonymously commented that the object proved difficult to remove as ‘the patient was extremely uptight’.

Further information will be shared as it becomes available.

Somewhere up in high orbit sounds fine. In space nobody can hear you scream, not even Trump.

he should never be allowed in this country again.

I’d appreciate not dumping your garbage on somebody else’s doorstep, thank you very much.

“You’re not being sacked, no, we are releasing you into a world of opportunity!” Yes, a friend of mine actually heard that one a while ago when he was ‘let go’. 🤨