maybe you can’t stop thinking about it but I’m built different

The Abraham Records? Is that what we’re calling the papyrus that Joseph Smith Jr. “translated” now or something? JFC Huffpost someone pay me to proofread your shit.

once a lifetime, twice a day/if you don’t mask thats A-OK!

I WISH CAPTAIN SENSIBLE WASN’T AN ANTI MASKER DURING COVID

didn’t realize that Norman Vincent Peale was still alive

if I was carrying water for communist china, I would simply not use the phrase “x year plan”

ai slop, also, apocalypse is when onlyfans

my parents listen to this guy

Nintendo will really slap that seal of approval on anything these days huh

drawing of hitler and stalin

“facsism”

🥲

steve bannon… welcome to the resistance

gr8b8m8

god i love that i didn’t have to look this up

I’m the accuser

i lold

I’ve been thinking about “don’t hold primaries” since reading this

jeff as in jeff!?

grim