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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Someone escaped the Matrix

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Someone escaped the Matrix

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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • humdrumgentleman@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Farmin’ CRYPTO on YO MAMA’S dusty old COMPAQ! 🎤🫳

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  • Yeather@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t be fooled he’s only going to hack tractors.

    • deafboy@lemmy.world
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      If you come from IT, you never really quit. A little parser bug here, a small race condition there, or a fucking baking oven refusing to bake until you tell it what time it is. No hope, no escape.

    • yonder@sh.itjust.works
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      Back in my day John Deere let you FIX the tractors

      • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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        Ukrainians led the first front at “liberating” the John Deeres, so they can be turned right around to haul tanks.

  • Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml
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    We love that for him. Escape

  • zod000@lemmy.ml
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    I know a guy that did exactly this. I am living vicariously through him.

  • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    I hope he finds farm life fulfilling.

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