In a room full of republicans, proper practice would be to first loudly yell that you hate bananas, then to sneak a banana into the bathroom and deep throat it while crying and then go back into the room and accuse someone else of deepthroating bananas in the bathroom.
Anyone so concerned with presenting as masculine at every possible turn is immediately sus as being closeted to me. Just eat the damn banana like a human. Or like a monkey, which is what I do. I peel it from the bottom.
And as a gay person, any time someone says being gay is a choice, it screams to me that they are at least bi and suppressing those urges and impulses.
Some monkeys eat it from the side, with the peel. But that might be too manly for them lol
I wish being gay was a choice. I’d choose to be bi if I could. Most of the queer people I know I like better than most of the straight people.
Honestly the fact that anybody is attracted to men proves sexuality is not a choice
Know a guy who refuses to eat cheese hotdogs and other similar food because he hates “food that nuts in my mouth”
