What kind of lunatic would believe the evidence of their eyes and ears?

Call me naive but I thought he was only lightly sipping on his own kool-aid, not drinking it by the gallon.

I can’t wait to see South Park having to put their version of Vance into the Oval Office.

Yes, those would be the victims. Anything else?

We’d never even make it to a billion. You have a million? Go nuts! A second million. Sure, go ahead. A third million? Do you really need all that? What kind of monster can cross that threshold a thousand times and still not be content?

It’s missing the third dimension. It may look like a circle, but it’s actually spiraling downwards.

Remember the ending of ‘The Dead Zone’? I have a stupid feeling it wouldn’t be a career-ender in our reality…

You won’t have to live in an iron lung if your health care provider refuses to cover the cost. See? The system works!

Maybe she just told him she was Melania and he can’t tell anymore.