Plex are trying to start a beef

Does DJT know Vance is running against him in 2028

Don’t dead open inside

Uh what do you need me to direct you to the presidential library of strongly worded letters

He’s just really happy to be here

Don’t flick the blade

At the guy in shades

Of orange

“I’m gonna run the country like a business!”

But… why?

They’ll probably doctor the minority reports

Pol-smoker Pot

Chubba Bubba

Cum-mander in Chief

Bukkake One

Mao Tse-Tongue

The Gulpin’ Gipper

Bubba-Cum Blimp

Blow-TUS

El BJ

Head of State

Heinrich Hummer

The Deep Throat Dictator

Brojobber General

I can keep going

This thing looks great! I’ll have to dig into it more to make sure it satisfies my use case but this is a contender

I did come across these in my search, but don’t know much about them. I’ll do a little more research, but yeah something like this may do the trick

I somehow forgot these exist, I’ll check it out

I really tend not subscribe to conspiracy theories, but so much was weird about that assassination attempt that’s so bizarre:

1. Crooks was spotted by multiple law enforcement officers prior to the shooting and even had his picture taken in position several minutes before any shots were fired
2. DJT was brought to his feet and escorted to safety arguably too quickly after the shooter was downed, before multiple shooters could be ruled out
3. Photographers seemingly ushered into position by SS to capture DJT’s triumphant fist pump when that was arguably of lower importance than securing the area
4. But the real kicker for me is - DJT seems like the kind of guy that would never shut up about something like this, but I have only heard him mention it a couple of times. That also works against these theories though, because I’m sure it was traumatic and probably still haunts him.

Eh whatever. It’s interesting to ponder, but there’s not much that can’t be explained by incompetence.

Lisa needs braces

“If you’re upper-middle class, get in that ass”

I’ll bet he doesn’t even understand the concept of fascism or even what a dictator is.

Maybe he’s born with it.

Maybe it’s Mussolini.

Soooo… is 100-year fixed rate out of the question? Asking for a (very young) friend

I used to like to think that maybe all his predecessors were just better at hiding it. But then he says something like this and I just can’t

I beg to differ, if DJT dropped dead tomorrow I don’t think Vance could carry the GOP