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10 months agoHe was their special interest.
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A guard sees a rat and screams, alerting the other guards. They help look for the rat.
6·10 months agoIt would be really funny if all the late night hosts got fired, then were shuffled around and hired at different networks. Like if Jimmy Kimmel switched jobs with Steven Colbert.
The enemy of my enemy is a useful tool, and not necessarily my friend.
5·10 months agoWhat if one player kept whispering in the other’s ear?
We need more cops like Clancy Wiggum.
My condolences.
Unfortunately, Conservatives don’t understand sarcasm.
Do it and make a precedent.
When your average modded Minecraft YouTuber doesn’t know vanilla.
A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy!
This is the South Park episode where Clyde’s mom died.
The last Democrat endorsed by a Republican lost the presidential election.
If the country is in so much debt, why did the president build a fancy new ball room?
The only thing that matters is if you’re a bottom. It’s been like this since Ancient Egypt.
It started out as a succubus, but it defeated the rest of your party and turned into an incubus.
Translation: If they voted yes on this bill they hate, the government would reopen. They have all the power here.
“Essential” just means they continue to work.
DOGE saw a 250lb body builder and said “Lose some weight, fatso!”