I’m partial to shvifty five

shh don’t let them know

oh no i understand this one 💀

FETCH THE FANCY STOPWATCH COUNTING-BOY

that’d be WAY more fun than a pancake GM or whatever the hell they use lol

it’s kinda steampunk

you can make a cloud chamber with clear plastic containers, a really cold frozen thing, high proof alcohol, and hot water (example)

these can visualize cosmic radiation, or you can always hold a smoke detector next to it to see it really pop off

so you can literally have an inexpensive hobby involving nuclear physics haha

if you define nuclear bomb as “exothermic reaction resulting from decay of an atomic nucleus,” there’s a shit ton of single-atom nuclear bombs going off in your body rn lol

These are genuinely pleasant to eat because you can get your mouth around the entire side of it and basically eat it like a bialy

imagine a crime ring entirely comprised of philosophers

safety glasses only recommenced if you have REALLY enthusiastic dice rollers

basically a safe word system for TTRPGs, LARPs, etc.

in my experience they’re useful for large and/or public groups but if you have to use them with small groups of familiar people you’re probably just not a good match for each other TTRPG wise

lol it’ll just be Philly surrounded by the Fascist Republic of Pennsyltucky, landlocked West Berlin style

(though I suppose Philly does at least have ocean access via the Delaware)

[Ferb, in posh English accent] “Ageism is a distraction from class war.”

comrades Phineas and Ferb 🫡

i have been laughing about this for like 5 minutes i don’t even like cats it’s just peak visual comedy + relatability humor

honestly goals

it’s the 90s grunge spelling

this is why you don’t have to just “i hit for 3 damage”

motherfucker i roll between the bandit’s legs and slash at their ankles with my tetanus daggers, barely missing the tendons but slicing moderately deep, and they feel the grit from the pockmarked blades salt their fresh wounds for 3 damage

this has the side effect of encouraging the DM to keep the turn # snappy lol

i’d be down with a Harley-Quinn-ified Scooby Doo where the villains are low key actually antiheroes and our yeti costume friend here is trying to scare people off the ski resort to like protect the tundra wildlife and shit

i know what this is from my gen X friends explaining it but was still a bad child lol