This as been recurring in Daily Beast headlines mocking Trump.

They would be willing to reopen it if people show up to develop it. The problem is that seemingly noone is invested enough to keep it going.

his Scooby-Doo villain ass

Oh, so we live in the “Scooby gang lost” timeline. Everything makes sense now.

Outsourcing your revolution to the billionaire oligarch has to be one of the takes of all time.

Me: Can we have Lenin?

Mom: We have Lenin at home.

Lenin at home:

They would be, if the political and electoral system supported it.

Which is obviously not the case in the US.

It doesn’t take longer. France announces the preliminary results of an election 2 hours after the polling places close.

Is American politics simply a matter of who can best kiss the ass of narcissistic reactionary billionaires?

Always has been.